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I don’t even five a fuck if it’s Kristen Stewart, I love this.
| Attractive boy: Hi I'm famous |
| Attractive boy: Hi I'm gay |
| Attractive boy: Hi I'm a douchebag |
| Attractive boy: Hi I'm twice your age |
| Attractive boy: Hi I have a girlfriend |
| Attractive boy: Hi I don't like you back |
| Attractive boy: Hi I live on the other side of the planet |
| Attractive boy: Hi I don't know that you exist |
| Attractive boy: Hi I'm a fictional character |
Meryl Streep on Ellen;
Ellen: You’re so brilliant in everything, and that’s probably why you actually had a Meryl Streep day in New York. They’ve given you Meryl Streep day.
Meryl: Yeah.
Ellen: What’s that like? Having a day. Every year?
Meryl: C. Virginia Fields, who is a wonderful lady in New York is running for mayor right now… she handed me a certificate and told me it was Meryl Streep day, and I went out of there feeling pretty buoyant, you know. But I tried to get a cab and… and finally I held one and I ran out into the street, and this woman cut me off, and jumped in ahead of me, and I said - ‘Woah, woah, woah. It’s Meryl Streep day!’.
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